🚙💦 COMING IN HOT(ish): The Dad Bod Car Wash 🧼🐾

Get ready for the most mediocre spectacle of the summer — our first-ever Dad Bod Car Wash!  Featuring real-life dads, dog lovers, and human golden retrievers, all armed with sponges and questionable levels of confidence. 😎🍺

Bring your dirty car and support a cause that’s anything but average — The Humane Society of Hobart!

🐶 Some dads will wash your car.

😹 Some will hold adoptable cats and dogs.

🍔 Some may just stand around talking about their smoker setup.

But all will be raising money for animals in need!

🗓 Date: August 23, 2025 from 10:00am to 2:00pm

📍 Location: Loyal Order of Moose Lodge, 

💸 Cost: Donations accepted — no judgment based on your car’s condition (or ours)

Come for the dad jokes. Stay for the dog kisses.

And remember: It’s not a “beer belly,” it’s a fuel tank for pet-saving power. 🚗🐾